LINCOLN'S AUTOBIOGRAPHIES

In 1859, as he was preparing to run for president, Lincoln sat down and wrote a brief autobiography for use in his campaign, and put it in the hand of his friend, Jesse Fell. Fell kept the handwritten biography until, in 1872, he had three subscribing witnesses attest that the document was in Lincoln's handwriting. In 1907 a facsimile copy of the autobiography found its way into print under the title Lincoln's Autobiography: Reproduced from the Original Manuscript in Fac Simile.

First Page of Lincoln's Handwritten Autobiography

He wrote it in the first person, using fewer than 650 words to summarize his life to that point. Those few plain-spoken words convey his honesty and humility better than anything I have ever read. His description of himself is typical of the tenor of his story:

If any personal description of me is thought desirable, it may be said, I am in height, six feet, four inches, nearly; lean in flesh, weighing, on an average, one hundred and eighty pounds; dark complexion, with coarse black hair, and grey eyes.

The only part of his account which betrays any sense of pride comes when he describes his defeat by Peter Cartwright in his first election:

Then came the Black Hawk War; and I was elected a Captain of Volunteers — a success which gave me more pleasure than any I have had since. I went the campaign, was slated, ran for the Legislature the same year (1832) and was beaten — the only time I ever have been beaten by the people. (He won the popular vote against Douglas).

The next year, as the presidential campaign loomed closer, he wrote a second, longer autobiography, this time in the third person. When this autobiography was published in 1905, the preface read:

A SHORT AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WRITTEN IN JUNE, I860, AT THE REQUEST OF A FRIEND TO USE IN PREPARING A POPULAR CAMPAIGN BIOGRAPHY IN THE ELECTION OF THAT YEAR. 

 

(The Autobiography of Abraham Lincoln, p 3).  Lincoln's supporters wrote no fewer than three campaign biographies, it isn't clear which one used the 3,500 word autobiography.

 

The three campaign biographies were: W.D. Howells's  The Life of Abraham Lincoln and Hannibal Hamlin,, Joseph H. Barrett's  Life of Abraham Lincoln with a Condensed View of his Most Important Speeches, and David W. Bartlett's The Life and Public Services of Hon. Abraham Lincoln: To Which Is Added aBiographical Sketch of Hon. Hannibal Hamlin. We don't really know what Lincoln thought about the accuracy of Barrett's and Bartlett's works, but we can have a pretty good idea of his opinion of the accuracy of Howells's biography.

Not long after the publication of Howells's biography, Samuel C. Parks asked Lincoln to read a copy of the book and correct any errors in it. Parks later wrote an inscription on the flyleaf of the book:

This life of Lincoln was corrected by him for me, at my request, in the summer of 1860, by notes in his handwriting in pencil, in the margin. It is to be preserved by my children, as a lasting memorial of that great man, and his friendship for me. Samuel C. Parks, Kansas City, Missouri, May 22, 1901.

In 1938 the Abraham Lincoln Association printed a facsimile copy of the book with Lincoln's annotations, and that facsimile can be accessed at the Internet Archive.

Page from Howells's Biography Annotated by Lincoln

If we stretch a point, we can say that Lincoln wrote three autobiographies, two in his own hand, and the third by annotating Howells's biography.

ABE LINCOLN versus CHUCK NORRIS

I just read a blog post entitled Five Presidents Who Could Kick Chuck Norris's Ass, and it listed Abraham Lincoln as number five. The other candidates for kicking Chuck Norris's behind were: (4) Ulysses S. Grant; (3) George Washington; (2) Teddy Roosevelt; (1) Andrew Jackson. It was an entertaining read, and I am sure the blogger wrote tongue-in-cheek. His post was certainly not a model of dispassionate evidentiary analysis.

Although it is unlikely that any of these men could have prevailed against a modern professional martial artist in a MMA-style competition, we can be certain that they were all capable of handling themselves in a scuffle. The most bellicose man on the list would have to be Andrew Jackson, whom I believe to be the only president to ever return fire upon a would-be assassin. We all know that Jackson was the hero of the Battle of New Orleans, but I only recently learned that he was recuperating from gunshot wounds sustained in a duel when he led his army south to meet the British.

I have mentioned Lincoln's strength and wrestling ability in previous posts, but I want to talk about something that happened when Lincoln was a flatboatman on the Mississippi River system. One night during his first trip to New Orleans, he and his companions moored their boat so that they could sleep. While the crew slumbered, a company of some five to seven river pirates boarded the boat to plunder it. The noise of their entry waked the crew, and the boat's "captain," Allen Gentry, yelled "Bring the guns, Abe! Shoot them!"

The call for gunplay did not deter the pirates. Apparently they thought Gentry was bluffing. Either the pirates were correct or Lincoln was disobedient. Instead of arming himself with a firearm, Lincoln stepped into the midst of the pirates wielding a club. Lincoln laid about with the club and, after a brief but furious battle, cleared the deck of pirates. In the fight he received a minor wound, and he carried the scar from that wound to his grave. At least, that's the story that William O. Stoddard tells in his biography Abraham Lincoln: The True Story of a Great Life (p. 63).

If I were listing the presidents in order of prowess in hand-to-hand combat, I'd rank Lincoln number two right behind Andrew Jackson.